Despite the egregious lies of my last post (re: “racing soon”),
I finally got off my lazy tush and hopped into Northwestern’s Run For Walk 4.1-mile
race. While I haven’t totally transformed into a sloth just yet, these past 2
months of not racing became exceedingly evident exceedingly early into Sunday’s
race. Just how much did this suckfest hurt? Did Sam race a new 4.1-mile PR? And
most importantly, how did his hair look? Read on to find out…
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After the Essence of Freedom Memorial Day 5K back in the end
of May, I was planning on racing aysap to further lower that infantile 5K PR.
However, those plans went out the window when I found myself driving to
accounts all over the Midwest, spending hermit-like hours listening to podcasts
in the HOKAmobile. While my job as Field Service Rep for HOKA ONE ONE provides
me with ample time to listen to all of David Sedaris’ books on tape, my
weekends are especially busy, leaving very little time to get in any racing.
But, I’ve been keeping up the running, and as of now (knock
on wood) have yet to miss a day in 2015. Running on the Lakefront Path is
actually pretty fun – while the path itself is monotonous, there’s always
plenty of characters to people-watch and secretly race against. Plus, I’ve even
jumped into workouts with the local Fleet Feet Racing Team, having suffered
through the fastest mile-repeat workout I’ve ever done (thanks Kyle).
And finally, when I had a weekend where work kept me local,
I made a quick google search to find Sunday’s Run For Walk race. After
forcibly coercing my housemate/old IWU XC teammate Erik “Squanchy” Bergstrom to
race with me, we signed up a couple days before the race, not totally prepared
for how much it would suck.
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Race morning had us out the door by 6 am, and after picking
up our packets and endlessly debating about where to pin our bibs (we went with
shorts, to allow for as much shirtless naked running as possible), we yogged
for 10 minutes before lining up at the start. Kyle and the rest of the Fleet
Feet Racing Team were already at the front of the starting line, and I made
Erik promise me to not let me go out with them. The tentative plan was to negative
split, a strategy that always works for me but I never actually follow through
with. 4.1 miles is a curious distance, so I came in with the B-goal of going
sub-5:45 pace, and an A-goal of sub-5:35; I knew this was all contingent on not
starting like an idiot. I knew this, told Erik about it, but when that starting
gun went off, there I was running 5-flat pace. Woof.
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Erik and yours truly at the start |
I should mention that this race had more than 750 runners –
by far the biggest race I’ve run in recent memory. So unfortunately, there were
plenty of people to pace too fast off of, and despite telling myself I was
running relaxed, made it through mile 1 in roughly 5:25, and tired. Uh oh. By
now Kyle and the Fleet Feet team had taken off, and I found myself running with
3-4 others, clipping off 5:30 pace (according to my Garmin).
Making it through mile 2 right at 11-minutes, though, I hit
a mental impasse. See, in a 5K, this is where I’d start going
balls-to-the-wall, urging myself on with those cursed memories of a maintenance
mile. But with still two miles to go, I told myself to rest this mile and save
enough for the last. So I slowed – big time. Strava tells me I was trotting
6-flat pace here, and looking back, it makes sense. Once you start giving in
and making concessions in races, it’s harder and harder to really push and keep
it together. The little blips on my pacing line below show those times when I’d
look down at my watch: each time I was amazed to find myself running so slow,
throw in a surge, then slowly ease back to a pedestrian pace.
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Almost too embarrassed to put this up... |
The last mile found me running ~5 seconds behind a Dick Pond
Athletics runner, and for the life of me, I could not catch him. We flew
through the 4-mile marker, though I missed the time, and made it down the final
stretch across the Welsh-Ryan Arena. Totally spent, I crossed the line in
23:14, good enough for 14th place and a 5:41 average. Here’s race footage of that final
stretch (the good part [AKA me] starts at 2:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkVreUwCeqw&feature=youtu.be
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Good thing I still have my pretty looks, because that form is atrocious. |
Erik finished not too long after, and in chatting with other
runners, everyone felt like butt. I cooled down with Katelyn Draths, another
old IWU XC teammate, then made the drive home with Erik. We both decided that
we needed to race more, so we spent the rest of the day finding local Sunday
races (work keeps me from racing on Saturdays). And, lo and behold, below you’ll
find my upcoming races for the majority of 2015!
Sunday, September 20th: ZooRunRun 5K
Sunday, September 20th: ZooRunRun 5K
Sunday, September 27th: Chicago 5K
Sunday, October 26th: Evanston Trick or Treat
Trot 6K
Sunday, November 8th: Naperville Half Marathon
Thursday, November 26th: Evanston Flying Turkey
5K
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Yes, I also was soundly beaten by a girl :( |